Horoscope

The first sentence of my horoscope for today: "You may feel insecure about your appearance today, Libra."

Ha ha ha. Today?! I guess that's true because Today is a Day That I Am Alive, and so it's technically correct, but so is "If tomorrow happens, the world didn't end while you were asleep." You see?

I mean, God. The things I hear on a regular basis, from my friends: "The way you look is...different, but eye-catching." "I guess some people might be attracted to you, but I'm just not."

And so on.

Honestly, horoscope, betting that I'm going to feel insecure/unliked isn't exactly a dangerous proposition.