Reasons I Suck

I would be the worst Green Lantern ever. I have no willpower. "Start a blog, Tyler, I mean, I know you'll forget it exists in three days or so because it took you fifteen tries to remember my name, but but but!"

So I do, naming it the most passive-agressive thing I can because I am too lazy to be active-aggressive, even though I have more than enough to do without typing a disappointing 100-word letdown and pressing "publish."

This is what sex is going to be like, I can tell.

And I went and found a picture of the Green Lanterns to illustrate my point. God.